Rosemary

We have a Rosemary bush in our house.

Porter: Mom, why do they call it a rosemary bush?
Me: Why do you ask?
Porter: Well, it doesn't have roses and it doesn't get married.
Me: That is a good point.

Me: Makelle, where did your manners go?
Makelle: Mom, I think my manners are on vacation.
Me: Oh. . . (Because where else would they be)

Jet Update

So for all of you who are keeping up with my jet engine experience here goes. So my treadmill guy called today and said he was a few blocks away and wanted to put in the new motor. He was here for about thirty minutes. After working for a few minutes I could hear the beep of the machine being turned on but really couldn't hear anything else. I thought he had the motor hooked up but not the tread and belts. Then I walked in. . It was all put together. I couldn't believe it! He upped the speed to maximum and it only sounded like a fan was on. I have never heard that treadmill be that quiet even brand new.

No one is even going to know I am running in the morning. . . or afternoon as the case is today.

As Paul Harvey would always say, "And that's the rest of the story."